Tegan Quin and Kate Moennig
My brain is going to explode from lesbian overload.
I don’t want your apple!
So this is how a text conversation with my mom went:
Mom: What do u want for christmas?
Me: I’d love if you could help me out getting a new laptop. Mine is making weird noises.
Mom: I will get u a new laptop if you take the sticker off ur car….lol!
[I have an “I ♥♥ - I support gay marriage” sticker on my car]
Me: Hahaaa NO DEAL SORRY
Mom: Wow! Really???? Evn for a mac?
Me: Mom, you’re tempting me just like the snake in the garden! I DON’T WANT YOUR APPLE!
will now b charging a service fee 4 stupidity, there will also b a surcharge if its accompanied by whining





